Why do I like this?

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 08/04/2016 at 18:08 • Filed to: None

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Slammed Chevy Equinox just looks like a hatchback. I dig it.

mwoodski > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/04/2016 at 18:11

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The story behind this car is very good as well.

S65 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/04/2016 at 18:15

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Because it looks good

and 100 more > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/04/2016 at 18:23

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Crossover = Hatchback + factory lift kit.

They just put it back down where it should’ve been.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > and 100 more 08/04/2016 at 18:28

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Right, any time some poor feeb tries to describe one of these as an SUV or something akin to (and not a hatchback), I have to resist the urge to Body Snatchers at them.

Or possibly Mugatu.

Wacko > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/04/2016 at 18:30

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I got yelled at on the FP when I said my 2014 pathfinder is an AWD 7 passenger wagon.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > mwoodski 08/04/2016 at 18:33

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*waits patiently*

jariten1781 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/04/2016 at 18:37

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A ton of the small x-overs look good lowered. There’s an X1 around here I see occasionally that looks great.

and 100 more > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/04/2016 at 18:39

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Tall-wagon is also acceptable.

mwoodski > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/04/2016 at 18:46

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http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php…

TheJWT > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/04/2016 at 18:48

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My philosophy is: the less desirable the car, the better it looks slammed. Priuses, Astro vans, crossovers...

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TheJWT 08/04/2016 at 19:06

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brb slamming Chevy Spark

TheJWT > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/04/2016 at 19:13

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yamahog > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/04/2016 at 19:15

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*in the ‘hog household*
*shows Travis the picture*

me: well, I don’t hate it

Travis: I HATE THE EQUINOX AND ALL THAT IT STANDS FOR BECAUSE IT REPLACED THE BLAZER, THE BEST SUV GENERAL MOTORS EVER MADE

me: ....but how do you really feel

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > yamahog 08/04/2016 at 19:23

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But wasn’t that the Trailblazer? I guess they are kind of in between sizes.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > yamahog 08/04/2016 at 19:28

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I thought the trailblazer phased out the blazer, then the trailblazer was replaced by the Equinox and Traverse?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TheJWT 08/04/2016 at 19:29

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This is the closest I could find

Chasaboo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/04/2016 at 19:35

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I want to do this to a Mercedes GLA45.

yamahog > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/04/2016 at 19:38

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you’d think, but you can’t just interrupt a quality #hottake like that!

yamahog > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/04/2016 at 19:39

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*shrug* I thought so too?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > TheJWT 08/04/2016 at 20:32

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This come’s out frequently to my local auto-x, it damn quick. It’s tiny 3pot sounds so good.

This only showed up one time, it was even AWD.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/04/2016 at 22:29

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I dig it too. 6 feet down in fact.

wafflesnfalafel > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/04/2016 at 23:32

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That is why we need the Cruze hatch - drop that turbo 2.0 from the Camaro in there and voila.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/05/2016 at 00:10

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I know a couple from Chicago that call their Explorer a truck, they skipped claiming it’s a real SUV and straight on to calling it a truck. My wife and I secretly laugh together everytime one of them says “honey go out to the truck.” Or babe hit the remote start on the truck, so the a/c can cool it off.” Seriously they’ll bracingly say shit like that. Bitch I don’t care about your Explorer.

Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/08/2016 at 15:20

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Because you are mentally unstable and should be put down.